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Which Keanu Reeves Character Are You?

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In honor of (the best actor known to humankind) Keanu Reeves’ new movie “Street Kings” opening this Friday, I have created an extensive quiz to help you determine which Keanu Reeves character you are.

Which…

Ten Ways To Return Britney Spears To Brilliant Genius Status

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I think we can all agree that despite the 5150’s, the Federline spawn, the going commando, the dinners with Riggs, the bi-polar manic depression and the British accent, that Britney Spears is a Brilliant Genius.* …

Grading the American Idol Season Seven Top 6 On The TiVo Multi-Bloop Scale

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Even though when I’m not playing Celebrity Smackdown online I make my creative way penning acerbic stage plays, I was not at all up for Broadway Night. I had no interest in seeing young popstar wannabes attempting…

Adopted Kidz Wif No Feet Privlishes

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*** Props to I Can Has Cheezburger for the template.

Bangarang!

Demi Moore’s Leeches and Other Bizarre Celebrity Beauty Regimen

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Looking pretty in Hollywood isn’t hard to do. Every celebrity does the same things: eat right, exercise often, get their hair done by professionals, use make-up that matches, highlights and improves their skin, kill…